King of the Hill
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My Top 24 Crushes
And the order I’d marry them in Now, before I begin, I’d like to talk about the elephant in the room… You may have noticed but all of my crushes have relatively pale skin. I’m hoping you don’t automatically hate me because of that! But I sure feel tense bringing…
1978, 1987, Betty Boop, Blondie, Boomhauer, Breaking Bad, Butch from Pulp Fiction, Christopher Reeve, Cleo, Crazylegs G.I. Joe, Curious George, David Tennant Doctor Who, Debbie Harry, Evan Peters, Freaky Friday, Fred Rogers, George Harrison, Guido from Life is Beautiful, Jeffrey Dahmer, Jennifer Tilly from Bride of Chucky, Jesse Pinkman, John Lennon, King of the Hill, Lucky from King of the Hill, Mark Harmon as Ryan, Megara from Hercules 1997, Michael Scott from The Office 2005, Mister Roger’s Neighborhood, Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Saul Goodman, Sharon Tate, Superman, Susan Storm from The Fantastic Four” 2005, Tara from Tom and Jerry, The Beatles, The Man with the Yellow Hat, Tiffany, Tom Petty
