My Top 24 Crushes

And the order I’d marry them in

Now, before I begin, I’d like to talk about the elephant in the room…

You may have noticed but all of my crushes have relatively pale skin. I’m hoping you don’t automatically hate me because of that! But I sure feel tense bringing this up because I (from a very young age) never felt attracted to anyone without relatively pale skin. What I didn’t know then but what I do know now is that I had survived a traumatic event in which I was harmed by people of color. Even though that event happened a long time ago, as you can tell (by my choices of crushes) it still affects me to this day. That was tough for me to bring up but I didn’t want people to think I was purposefully discriminating! My reasons (although they don’t feel good to bring up) are valid and I hope you can understand. Now, without further a do, let me get started with:

1. Tom Petty (lead singer and rhythm guitarist of Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

Tom Petty is my obvious first choice lol! I listen to his songs every single day! He’s definitely a Heartbreaker 😉 and I’m not afraid to admit it! Also, who doesn’t love that southern charm?!

2. The Beatles (John, Paul, George, & Ringo)

Does a band count as one crush? I don’t know and I don’t care! Hahaha I would marry The Beatles if I could in this order: George, Paul, John, and Ringo. I’m sorry, Ringo. I know most people leave you last but you’re way hotter than the majority of people so please don’t forget that!

3. Christopher Reeve (aka the original Superman in 1978)

This also an obvious choice. I have had a crush on Christopher Reeve since I was 12-years-old and I had watched the first Superman movie. I didn’t know much about him back then but after that, I became obsessed and unfortunately, he has been through a lot. There’s currently a documentary about Christopher Reeve in Max called: “Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story” which was released in 2024. I warn you, you may cry. I sure did. He’s also written books! I have read “Still Me” which was released in 1998. I truly recommend it. And he’s also written “ Nothing is Impossible: Reflections on a New Life” which I have yet to read. And P.S. he’s also the lead actor in “Somewhere in Time” (1980) which is such a beautiful movie! To this day, his movies are special to me even though he died on October 10th, 2004. His legacy remains intact.

4. Crazylegs (G.I. Joe from the “A Real American Hero” series – 1987)

Okay. Go ahead. Judge me. YES- I do have a crush on a toy lol! His name is Crazylegs for the record! In 2018 I briefly worked at a vintage toy store/record store and the owner had a bunch of G.I. Joes. Well, when I spotted Crazylegs… omg. It was crush at first sight! He’s just so cute. I can’t help it.

5. Saul Goodman (from the 2008 series “Breaking Bad”)

Saul is a cutie. A hottie. And his lines kill me! Especially when he *SPOILER* meets Skyler and says: “Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers- only the very best with just the right amount of dirty”! Hahaha kills me every time!

6. Guido (from the 1997 Italian film: “La vita è bella”)

If you haven’t seen this movie, I totally recommend it but be warned: it’s incredibly touching and very sad. I won’t spoil it but Guido is one of the main characters and I think you’d be crazy not to like him!

7. Jesse Pinkman (from the 2008 series “Breaking Bad”)

He’s been quoted to be “dreamy” in the show “Breaking Bad” lol and it shows hahaha but besides being cute, Jesse has a big heart but unfortunately, the consequences of his actions do catch up to him. He also stars in: “Better Call Saul” and “El Camino” as the same character.

8. Debbie Harry (aka Blondie)

Debbie Harry became famous with her band Blondie in the late 1970’s. She’s always been a source of inspiration to me and I feel like every outfit she’s ever worn is iconic! And she’s an amazing singer! What more could you ask for?!

9. Sharon Tate (actress from the 1967 movie: “Valley of the Dolls”)

Like many of my crushes, Sharon Tate also went on to suffer a lot. I try not to think about that very much or at all but I do appreciate her acting and her style. She was a “sex symbol” in the 60’s but I don’t view her as such. She’s a beautiful person inside and out.

10. Lucky (from the 1997 animated series: “King of the Hill”)

Lucky ‘s actually voiced by Tom Petty! I thought that was the coolest thing ever. Lucky has been described as “Tom Petty but without the success” and that’s honestly so true. Either way, successful or not… he sure won me over!

11. The Man with the Yellow Hat (from the 2006 “Curious George” franchise)

His name is revealed to be “Ted” but he’ll always be The Man with the Yellow Hat to me! Lol! He’s such a good role model to George and so kind. Am I wrong? No, I don’t think so anyway.

12. Boomhauer (from the 1997 animated series: “King of the Hill”)

Not only is he cute, talented, but he has the best lines in “King of the Hill”! I’ll never get over the way he talks! It always makes me smile and laugh! If I ever do end up with anyone, I’d want them to make me laugh like Boomhauer does xD

13. Mark Harmon as Ryan (in the 2003 movie: “Freaky Friday”)

Ryan is sooooooo sweet in his role as husband/step dad in “Freaky Friday”! I couldn’t help but notice his care for his future family and there was honestly nothing I didn’t like about his character! 10/10

14. Fred Rogers (aka Mister Rogers from the 1968 T.V. show: “Mister Roger’s Neighborhood”)

Mister Rogers doesn’t do any harm to anyone! His heart is bigger than the ocean and he always does his best to make people feel important and included. I grew up watching him when I was little and I still sometimes watch his show. Mister Rogers definitely had to be in this list!

15. Butch (from the 1994 film: “Pulp Fiction”)

Butch plays no games! He’ a man that knows what he wants and does anything to get it. I loved his character in the movie “Pulp Fiction”. By the end of the movie, I was like “whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, that was wild!” So he for sure had to be included.

16. Michael Scott (from the 2005 series: “The Office”)

Michael is a GOOFBALL! And he has no “OFF” button and no filter! He’s brilliantly portrayed as a fool but I couldn’t help and adore his character! Out of all the characters of “The Office”, I would pick him every time as my crush!

17. Megara (from the 1997 animated movie: “Hercules”)

Megara is also known as Meg and besides being beautiful, I like how her character developed in the movie. I won’t spoil the ending but I am wondering if you haven’t seen it, why you haven’t seen it????? It’s a classic. “Hercules” always brings me joy to watch! And the songs! *chef kiss* They are so good!

18. Betty Boop (made famous in the 1930’s)

Betty Boop is LIFE! Along with Hello Kitty, she’s one of my top favorite cartoon icons! I’m wearing Betty Boop pajama pants as I type! And my hoodie with Betty Boop is close by too.

19. Tara (from the animated cartoon show “Tom & Jerry”)

Although she’s a cat and wayyyyyyyyyyyyy out of my league- I felt like Tom when I first saw her! That’s embarrassing to admit but it’s true. I mean, just look at her! She’s a baddie! ( She’s specifically from the “Tom & Jerry” short: “Texas Tom” in case you wanted to know)

20. Cleo (from the 1940 animated movie: “Pinocchio”)

Is it weird to have a crush on an animated fish? If it is weird, than I’m 1,000% weird then. And I’m not gonna deny it. She’s such a cutie and I love her mood swings too hahahaaha!

21. Susan Storm (from the 2005 movie: “The Fantastic Four”)

If you didn’t have a crush on her, you’re a liar and you know it! Jk but not really… I think she’s one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever seen. (And yes, I do have a thing for blondes! As you can clearly tell by now…)

22. David Tennant (the 10th Doctor from the series: “Doctor Who”)

He was one of my first crushes! I have no words.

23. Jennifer Tilly as Tiffany (in the 1998 horror movie: “The Bride of Chucky”)

The ultimate baddie. This baddie has always had my heart since I was 8-years-old when my neighbor showed me this movie for the first time. Chucky scared the sh** out of me back then (and still kinda does) but Tiffany… whoa! She makes me feel butterflies in my stomach. And I love dressing up as her for Halloween!

24. Evan Peters as Jeffrey Dahmer (in the 2022 show: “Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story”)

Ok. Ok. Ok… so remember the saying “we listen and we don’t judge”? Yeah. Let’s remember that saying for this one… hold up! Hold up! I’m not into murderers I swear!!!! (Although, Tiffany has murdered…..) I see why you could think that I think that’s hot but I don’t!!!!! I just really loved this actor’s role. The way he depicted Jeffrey was…. really captivating. And I could relate to having obsessive thoughts. Not THOSE kind! But you… okay… this was a bad pick but at least I was honest, dude. Hahahaaha

And there you have it! Those are my Top 24 crushes (for now).

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